greatkisser    (90) from North London

Dear Future Lover,

" I have some SHOCKING news for you. You may be just DAYS away from meeting THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.

" I have even MORE shocking news for you. You won't have to spend any more money to meet him, and it shouldn't take mote than TEN MINUTES of your time."

I have STILL MORE shocking news for you. Even if this should happen for you, I will still owe you a GREAT, BIG, FAT APOLOGY.

" Allow me a minute to explain.

" This is NOT a pitch for a self-help' book. This is Not a pitch for another dating service' or one of those disgusting 08459 numbers. It's not even a pitch for a seminar, an irresistible love potion, or a psychic astrological-past life love chart.

" So just what the heck IS this a pitch for then?

" Quite simply, Future Lover, this is a pitch for little old ME!

" OK. Allow me ANOTHER minute to explain.

" My name is Luke and I've gone to the absurd extreme of pulling a crazy stunt like this because I very much want to meet a VERY SPECIAL lady to love and enjoy and respect. Who knows? Maybe YOU are her.

" I KNOW you are out there, somewhere. But I've recently realized that I would have to do something DRASTIC to get your attention, while weeding out all the CRAZIES, LOSERS, and DUM-DUMS who are keeping us from meeting each other.

" I hope that last sentence doesn't seem overly negative, but I think it's pretty accurate description of the singles scene, for both men AND women."

But I digress .... I’m a Confident, funny, (Dr Phil) honest, Charismatic & Playful dude.

I’m Alternative by that I mean I sometimes have black nails, am growing my hair & goatee. My look & attitude is I’m ¼ Rock Star, ¼ Wrestler ¼ Super Villain & ¼ Devil but all man lol so if your looking for the norm look elsewhere I’m far too much for you to handle ;-)

What I don't want in a woman is someone who’s flakey, has no sense of humor or is high maintenance . What I love in a woman is someone who's fun, playful and loves to laugh.

If this sounds like you shot me a email.

Dr Luke


PS I have no time for MSN or the like so please don't ask! 

greatkisser is 90 years old and lives in North London. He is single with no children. He's 5' 9" tall and of athletic build. He's a non-smoker, who never drinks. He is looking for dating and romance.